Mike SummersHaven't laughed this hard in a long time. Tears in my eyes reading this thread of comments. Thanks to Jimmer Nation for the high comedy.
37 minutes ago
Jake HerrinI love lamp. And by lamp I mean Jimmer.
28 minutes ago
Ryan JohnsI don't even know what you're talking about? My school hasn't played BYU, so a sweep would be impossible. Get your facts, before you assume. And who is trevon? And don't start acting like Jimmer is getting girls now cause of his looks. Ugly mug! Hahaha. Chuuch.
Russ LymanJimmer does the happy dance too... but he does it with a basketball with millions of people watching him.
23 minutes ago
Stuart WatsonJimmer wants to show all of hIs haters love so Jimmer waves good morning hate hate haters....
23 minutes ago
Joe ClementsWhen Jimmer farts, the Glade Air-Freshner in the room unplugs itself
22 minutes ago
Joe ClementsJimmer ran a marathon once, just to see what 2nd place looked like
21 minutes ago
Chad TolmanUtes consider it a priviledge to pump jimmers gas and deliver his pizzas
21 minutes ago
Joe ClementsJimmer's mother never left HIS side when he was a kid
20 minutes ago
Warren Schultz Whitford"The Peralta's got an award winning chive gardener and 'supposedly' the biggest hater in the conference.. but she's gotta come in and carry more than a toaster across campus."
...And Saint Attila raised the Jimmer up on high, saying, "O LORD, bless this Thy Jimmer that with it Thou mayest blow Thine enemies minds to tiny bits, in Thy mercy." And the LORD did grin and the people did feast upon the lambs and sloths and chives and anchovies and orangutans and breakfast cereals, and fruit bats and large chu... [At this point, the friar is urged by Brother Samuelson to "skip a bit, brother"]... And the LORD spake, saying, "First shalt thou crossover right, then shalt the Jimmer pull up to take the three, no more, no less. Three shall be the number of points Jimmer shall make, and the number of the counting shall be three. The Jimmer shalt not make four points, unless thy Jimmer shall be fouled, neither shalt thy Jimmer make two, excepting that he then proceed to three on thine foul line, in thy mercy. Five is right out, lest a new line is placed wherest only thy Jimmer can shoot from. Once the number three, being the third number, be reached, then lobbest thou thy Jimmer of Upstate New York towards thy foe, who being naughty in My sight, shall snuff it." Amen
14 minutes ago
Rob HornI'm trying to be like Jimmer, I'm shooting from 30 feet away. I'm trying to cross over people like Jimmer does, to punks like Tre'von and DJ Gay. At times I am tempted to cheer for the yewts, then the holy Jimmer whispers into my thoughts saying "love one and other except for the yew. Try to score 50 in all that you do. Be humble but cutthroat in deed and in thought." For these are the things Jimmer taught.
14 minutes ago
Keith Kelly@ Ryan Johns. How credible are you when you say that Jimmer is. 2nd round pick at best but you don't even know who Tre'von Willis is? Your opinion means nothing.
14 minutes ago
Marshall WirigJimmers mom has a tattoo that says "jimmer"
14 minutes ago
David Plehn@ Keith. I believe it. Even in Las Vegas Jimmer is more popular than Tre'von.
Felicia JonesOh man this thread could convert any Jimmer hater.
5 minutes ago
Ryan JohnsHe didn't say trevon Willis. He said Trevon. And anybody who knows anything about basketball knows he's a second rounder at best. You have to be able to play defense in the league. And Jimmer can't stay in front of anyone!! I love byu fans, so passionate, also they get the most butt hurt when you clown on them. Chuuch. Hahaha
5 minutes ago
Michelle PeraltaI appologize if I have offended anyone. The opinions section is simply that - opinions. You don't have to respect mine and I do not have to respect yours. I will be disabling comments to my profile in a moment, so if you have any more hate to dish out, please do it soon.
Mike SummersMichelle...seriously this is just in good fun. Enjoy BYU and enjoy a great college experience.
2 minutes ago
Michelle PeraltaPS. You are very lucky there is only one Michelle Peralta at BYU. Otherwise, there would be a very confused, not to mention offended girl out there.